Post by GOSSIP WITCH on Jun 10, 2011 16:27:07 GMT -5
GOSSIP WITCH EDITION FOUR
[/center]BUSINESS ENDEAVORS
We always had high expectations for our dear little
Alfie Chase and it seems that he's not going to let
us down. Although we were all terribly distraught
when we learned that he was taking a Hufflepuff to
the upcoming gala event, we've done our research
and it seems that it's nothing more than good business.
Word on the street is that Alfie has been hiring a
group of women to work in the underground brothel
that he's set up underneath his brother's club.
In an effort to cater to the whims of the entire school,
he's been testing the playing field himself and making
sure that every girl hired is nothing less than the
absolute best for his clients. His recent applicant is
none other than little Santana Abercombie. It seems
she wants to get started in the business right away
and our informant has claimed that she's terribly
excited about the new job. Congrats on the business
Alfie, dear. ;] We're all so very proud.
EXTRA CREDIT?
Oh, don't we all love a good Thomas sister scandal?
Our sources have told us that the eldest of the bunch,
Frankie Thomas, is with child. Or, well, children, it
seems. Yes, you've heard it right, my friends, Frankie
Thomas is pregnant with triplets. We all knew she was
packing on the pounds, but that's just the start of it.
A very credible source has also let us in on the fact
that not only is she pregnant with triplets, she's pregnant
with the children of a professor. But, not just any
professor, it's our resident Study of Sexuality professor.
I mean, I've heard of extra credit, but isn't that taking
it a bit too far? I'm not sure if we should congratulate
the lucky mother of three, or be incredibly jealous that
we're not the ones having Professor Vaughn's children.
IT CAN BE HARD.
It seems that poor Dean Cattermole has lost his favorite
of lovers. According to my sources, Felix Wood has been
cheating on the poor boy with someone else, Braden Barbary.
Who knew that he could be such a little manslut? Sources
claim that they saw the two hooking up in secret at Club
Chronos this past weekend. Later that day, Felix was seen
with a small bag, which everyone seems to believe was
filled with performance enhancing drugs. Some think it's
to cheat at Quidditch, but I have a different take on it.
Little Felix just wasn't measuring up to Dean and he felt
terrible about it, leading him to start taking drugs to
enhance his sex ;] How cute. It's just too bad that he
has to cheat on poor Dean to get the drugs.
CAT FIGHT
For years we've heard about the constant fighting
between Alex Munroe and Hallie Cauldwell, but it
isn't until today that we've been given the reason
why- Mikaela Worthington. Sources claim that Alex
and Kayla have been secretly dating for the past
four years, brought together by their morbid love
for all things dark. A cute couple, I must say, and
apparently Hallie thinks the same. In fact, she's
so jealous that she wants in. Hallie has been out
to get Kayla since the day she and Alex started to
be together. Spurred by her protectiveness over
Kayla, Alex has made it her absolute mission to
ensure that Hallie doesn't get anywhere near her.
In fact, we've heard that she's been making inquiries
with the Ministry to get a table on the absolute
other side of the room at the upcoming gala. We
certainly do look forward to seeing the happy couple
together, of course.
For years we've heard about the constant fighting
between Alex Munroe and Hallie Cauldwell, but it
isn't until today that we've been given the reason
why- Mikaela Worthington. Sources claim that Alex
and Kayla have been secretly dating for the past
four years, brought together by their morbid love
for all things dark. A cute couple, I must say, and
apparently Hallie thinks the same. In fact, she's
so jealous that she wants in. Hallie has been out
to get Kayla since the day she and Alex started to
be together. Spurred by her protectiveness over
Kayla, Alex has made it her absolute mission to
ensure that Hallie doesn't get anywhere near her.
In fact, we've heard that she's been making inquiries
with the Ministry to get a table on the absolute
other side of the room at the upcoming gala. We
certainly do look forward to seeing the happy couple
together, of course.
GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN?
One Thomas just wasn't enough this week, apparently.
Word has it, little Erinn just loves to take after her big
sister in the slut department. Just when we thought she
was settling down for once, we were wrong. Sources
claim that they saw Erinn leaving Hogsmeade very
drunk with the older Gryffindor, Ava Sinclair. Not only
did they leave drunk, but they came back even worse.
Or, worse for Nika at least. Apparently, the two have
been involved for quite some time and the only reason
Erinn even bothered with Nika was to manipulate her
out of pranking her for awhile. Well, if our sources are
right, that won't be much of an issue for any longer, since
Erinn and Ava are quite happily married now. Though
the rings haven't been seen yet, our source claims to
have overheard them making marriage plans recently
and the two did seem rather in a good mood upon their
return from their mysterious adventure.
WORD TO THE WISE
Word on the street is, little Lily Potter has finally gone
and lost her virginity and to none other than Cade Reeves.
We all knew he was a player, but certainly he should have
known better than that. Big brother James is no doubt
going to have something to say about that one and odds
are, it won't be good. Poor Lily, should have thought about
it before she went there. Doesn't everyone know that Cade
has a terrible case of syphilus? Well, here's a warning to
the lot of you, best not be touching Lily any time soon. Not
only do you have big brother to contest with, but also an STD.
[/font]Word on the street is, little Lily Potter has finally gone
and lost her virginity and to none other than Cade Reeves.
We all knew he was a player, but certainly he should have
known better than that. Big brother James is no doubt
going to have something to say about that one and odds
are, it won't be good. Poor Lily, should have thought about
it before she went there. Doesn't everyone know that Cade
has a terrible case of syphilus? Well, here's a warning to
the lot of you, best not be touching Lily any time soon. Not
only do you have big brother to contest with, but also an STD.
Please, you know there are so many better reasons to hate Hallie. 
