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[megan lynn aldridge]

MEGAN ALDRIDGE HAS SENT YOU A MESSAGE

Omsg. Hallie, no. No romantic movies. Those are
bullshit and just make things more awkward. Do
you really want to roll around with rose petals
stuck up your ass? I don't think so. Go somewhere
totally awesome and that's more than enough. Maybe
bring champagne. That's pretty classy. I like a good
champagne before getting sexed up. Always nice.

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[hallie beatrix cauldwell]

HALLIE CAULDWELL HAS SENT YOU A MESSAGE

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Uhh, gosh Megan. Make me feel more uncomfortable
than I am. Thanks, really. You're no help. And I like
romantic movies. They're adorable...and it always
seems to work? Champange. Okay, got it. Anything
else I should know. How do I...get him...in the mood?[/center][/size]

[megan lynn aldridge]

MEGAN ALDRIDGE HAS SENT YOU A MESSAGE

Just being honest with you, mate. Uh, they
work because they're movies and not real
life. Hate to break it to you kid, but true love
and fairytale romances don't actually exist
in the real world. ...it's Braden, when isn't
he in the mood? I mean, if you wanted to
you could always go ahead and give him a
strip tease ;] but, ahah. It's not like he's that
difficult to get Braden all ready for sex.

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[hallie beatrix cauldwell]

HALLIE CAULDWELL HAS SENT YOU A MESSAGE

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Yes, yes, of course. You're right...honest is the best
policy. They do exist. I'm living one out right now,
so hush. And so are you and Peyton, but you just
refuse to see it. I don't think he's always in the mood.
He hasn't done anything sexual with me...and I respect
that....because I wasn't ready yet. But now I am.
A striptease? Like what we saw in the movie? Do
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[megan lynn aldridge]

MEGAN ALDRIDGE HAS SENT YOU A MESSAGE

We are not. We're not in love, we're just friends.
Besides, I'm sure she's better things to do than live
out some ridiculous love story with me. Well, sure. I
guess you could do it like in the movie. She was okay.
I guess. I mean, I've done better, but ah well. It should?
You're a Cauldwell, you should be able to do this.

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[hallie beatrix cauldwell]

HALLIE CAULDWELL HAS SENT YOU A MESSAGE

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Whatever you say. But you guys are so in love, it
hurts. Okay, so do it better than that girl, I don't
know if I can do that. Exactly Megan, I am a
Cauldwell. A very lame excuse for a Cauldwell.
Oh my gosh, what if I'm not good enough for him?
What if I don't satisfy his needs. This is a very bad
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[megan lynn aldridge]

MEGAN ALDRIDGE HAS SENT YOU A MESSAGE

We are not. What makes you think so?
Yeah, you're rather inexperienced at
stripping. Sad. D= ...yeah, you know.
Maybe this isn't the best idea for you.

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[hallie beatrix cauldwell]

HALLIE CAULDWELL HAS SENT YOU A MESSAGE

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You are so oblivious to the fact that you guys
love each other. It's quite pathetic, actually. Just
admit it. I know. I cannot believe I'm so inexperienced
in this department. You'd think, with having you guys
for sisters, I would know....but no. I guess I was
left out of that day's lesson. But I want to. I'm ready,
and I want to give him something. Besides, weren't you
the one who said that I was the 40-year-old virgin
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[megan lynn aldridge]

MEGAN ALDRIDGE HAS SENT YOU A MESSAGE

We're not in love with each other, dumbass. We're just
best friends or whatever. We could always have a repeat
lesson, you know ;] I'm always down for that. Ah, well. You
shouldn't feel obligated to give him something. Boys aren't
worth that sort of trouble. You are. But.

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[hallie beatrix cauldwell]

HALLIE CAULDWELL HAS SENT YOU A MESSAGE

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Best friends who just sleep together every night,
and won't admit the feelings they have for each
other. Umm, if that will help me for my romantic
night with Braden, then okay. But Megan, I feel
like we need to move past the third grade relationship
status, yeah? I am not, it's okay to still have your
virginity at sixteen. But fine, whatever. [/center][/size]

[megan lynn aldridge]

MEGAN ALDRIDGE HAS SENT YOU A MESSAGE

Sex doesn't mean feelings. It just means sex. Have
you not learned that already. Gosh. Ooou, yes. I'll
recruit people for a stripper show. Or, I could just
take you to the Red Lantern... Sure, sure. Whatever.

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[hallie beatrix cauldwell]

HALLIE CAULDWELL HAS SENT YOU A MESSAGE

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How can I say this in words that you might understand.
You'll blow off other people to hook up with Peyton. That's
love right there. If you think that will work, then I'll do it.
I want things to be perfect for Braden. I need to him to
enjoy it. Ahaha, you just keep thinking that.[/center][/size]

[megan lynn aldridge]

MEGAN ALDRIDGE HAS SENT YOU A MESSAGE

Only when I'm not mad at her. Not love.
Oh, yeah. It'll be juust what you need.
I think you'll quite like the Red Lantern.
Aha. Right. His standards aren't exactly
the best anymore, so I'm sure you'll be
the best thing he's had in a good while.

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[hallie beatrix cauldwell]

HALLIE CAULDWELL HAS SENT YOU A MESSAGE

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Okkkayyyy. Whaaattteeevvver you sayyyy!
No, I won't like it, but yes, it will help me. Should
I play music? Will that help too? And who's
responsible for the...um...well, you know.
Wait, what do you meant his standards
aren't good anymore? I don't get it.[/center][/size]

[megan lynn aldridge]

MEGAN ALDRIDGE HAS SENT YOU A MESSAGE

Ugh, don't give me that. We aren't in love
Hallie. Love isn't a thing. Music? I guess. It
doesn't really...make a difference. The um?
I don't really know what you mean by that.
Nah, nevermind ;] It's all good, mate.

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