Post by GOSSIP WITCH on May 22, 2011 16:28:00 GMT -5
GOSSIP WITCH EDITION TWO
[/center]THREE FOR THREE
Just when we thought the youngest Cauldwell
would break the chain and be something entirely
different from her older sisters, we were proven
wrong. Our little one has grown up terribly, it
seems. Much akin to her older sisters, she's taken
a liking to the Slytherin boys. Not only is it
rumoured that she's sleeping with the caretaker,
but also with none other than Alfie Chase.
According to my sources, they've been out clubbing
together quite frequently lately and always end
up back in his bed. It must be that Alfie Chase
charm that got to her. Or, perhaps the cut she
gets from the sales of their sex tapes ;] Yes, you
heard it from us. Hallie Cauldwell and Alfie Chase
are selling sex tapes and from what I've heard,
they're worth the time.
A SECOND ROYAL WEDDING
Just when we thought she'd be leaving us
for good, it seems our Queen Bee, Megan
Aldridge has plans to do anything but that.
In fact, apparently she's settling down here
for good. Perhaps congratulations are in
order? Megan Aldridge and Caelum Rynan
are set to be married before the year is out.
How they managed to keep such a thing from
us for so long is quite surprising, but a very
reliable source has told us that it's absolutely
true. I certainly never pegged them as the
type to get married, but hey, if that's what they
want than who are we to deny them their
happiness?
GOOD GIRL GONE BAD
Of all the people to fall apart, the last person
I would have assumed to do such a thing would
be Gabby Davies. However, it seems that she's
been slowly spiraling downwards ever since
the appearance of her older sister at the school.
First, an onset of depression that drove her to
start sleeping with Felix Wood, who, obviously,
has a boyfriend at the moment. Then, it got worse.
She started to go out hardcore partying with
the Slytherins, which, well, we all know where
that leads you. And, to top it all off, just when we
thought our little Ravenclaw was finished, the drugs
came into the picture. Yes, readers, a tragic downfall
of a once rather tame young girl. My condolences to
the family. It must be terribly difficult to see someone
go so wrong. Perhaps it's a good thing her older
sister is here to offer some form of advice and help
get her back on track.
BUN IN THE OVEN?
To keep with the general theme of the complete
destruction of any good reputation the Ravenclaw
house may still have, we have another one for you
guys. Valerie Jamerson has been seen off sneaking
around with an unknown male figure. At first, the
rumour was just that, but given her rather strange
behaviour as of late, it seems that there's more to it.
A baby, in fact. And not only do we know that she's
pregnant, we've also researched into it a bit more
and found out just who the father is. In a very much
unexpected twist, at least to me, our little Val has
gotten pregnant from the quiet, rather frightened
Lysander Scamander. Or perhaps it was Lorcan? No,
we're quite confident it was Lysander. Why else would
he be so skittish? Clearly he just doesn't want to get
another girl pregnant.
[/font]To keep with the general theme of the complete
destruction of any good reputation the Ravenclaw
house may still have, we have another one for you
guys. Valerie Jamerson has been seen off sneaking
around with an unknown male figure. At first, the
rumour was just that, but given her rather strange
behaviour as of late, it seems that there's more to it.
A baby, in fact. And not only do we know that she's
pregnant, we've also researched into it a bit more
and found out just who the father is. In a very much
unexpected twist, at least to me, our little Val has
gotten pregnant from the quiet, rather frightened
Lysander Scamander. Or perhaps it was Lorcan? No,
we're quite confident it was Lysander. Why else would
he be so skittish? Clearly he just doesn't want to get
another girl pregnant.
Good job, guys.
