Post by GOSSIP WITCH on Jun 20, 2011 20:07:18 GMT -5
GOSSIP WITCH EDITION FIVE
[/center]WEDDING BELLS
I must admit, when I heard this news I was positively
devastated. Our favorite Slytherin heartthrob, Alfie
Chase, is engaged. I'm sure that hearts across the
campus will be broken at the news, but I suppose we
have to send him our congratulations. Though, he
certainly could have picked a better match than Gabby
Davies. Sure, she comes from good lineage, but he at
least could have gone for one of the other two in the
family. At least they're Slytherins, which is clearly a
much better choice for our dearest Alfie. We are at
least looking forward to the wedding parties, which
are sure to be fantastic this spring.
A FAMILY AFFAIR
The arrival of new girl Ilyana Stryder has been
quite the interesting one for us all. Not only was
she new, foreign and quite interesting, she was
the sister of our own Carleigh Stryder. I'll admit,
I don't know the exact nature of their relationship,
but it's definite that the two are somehow family.
Ever since she's started here at the school, she and
Carleigh have been at each others throats, but it
has come to my attention that this has been nothing
more than a ruse. According to a very reliable
source, the two have been hooking up ever since Ily
came over from down under. Seems like Carleigh
was quite fascinated with that one ;]
CLOSE BEHIND
Sometimes it seems like those little Hufflepuffs
just can't stay away from the badgirl Slytherins.
According to my sources, Julian Coupeau has
taken to following around a number of our Slytherins
in an effort to get close to Dahlia Nott. We don't
want to call it outright stalking, but that's exactly
what it's come to be. He follows her tirelessly,
attempts to talk to her and generally won't leave
her alone. Not to mention, he's also started to
try talking to her close friend Landon Crabbe in
an attempt to find out more about her. Be careful
Dahlia, darling, those Hufflepuffs aren't nearly
as innocent as they seem ;]
LOVE IN HIGH PLACES
We all knew that our Slytherins could be a rather
kinky bunch, but we didn't know that little Warrington
and Naomi Matisse were a part of that bunch. A witness
sent in a message telling me that he saw the two leaving
from the Headmaster's office the other day and not
because the two of them were in trouble either ;] It seems
that the two have an ongoing sex scandal to see how many
different places they can have sex before the year is out
and each time it gets a lot more interesting. It started with
just the Slytherin commons and now has gotten them all
the way to the Headmaster's office. I'm oh so very interested
to see where it leads them next. Do keep me posted ;]
We all knew that our Slytherins could be a rather
kinky bunch, but we didn't know that little Warrington
and Naomi Matisse were a part of that bunch. A witness
sent in a message telling me that he saw the two leaving
from the Headmaster's office the other day and not
because the two of them were in trouble either ;] It seems
that the two have an ongoing sex scandal to see how many
different places they can have sex before the year is out
and each time it gets a lot more interesting. It started with
just the Slytherin commons and now has gotten them all
the way to the Headmaster's office. I'm oh so very interested
to see where it leads them next. Do keep me posted ;]
RING OF FIRE
Our Gossip Witch edition just wouldn't be
complete without an update on our favorite
person ever, Halie Cauldwell. Apparently, she's
not nearly as intelligent as she claims to be
and has been recently struggling to maintain
any semblance of decent grades. Though, that's
quite understandable given how busy she's been
as of late ;] So, in order to keep up her grades
and continue on at the school, she and fellow
housemate Valerie Jamerson have been selling
themselves for the price of completed homework.
It's quite the little business and it's made a large
number of the Ravenclaw boys terribly happy. A
bunch of charity workers they are, eh?
LOVE LOST
When the big breakup of James Potter and Leigh Darling
happened, we all assumed that it was her fault. At least,
that was what everyone was told. However, recent events
that have come to light have cleared things up considerably.
It wasn't Leigh's fault at all, it was James. Not only was he
the one to cheat, he was also the one that forced everyone
else to cover it up. He threatened the life of his former girl
and told her that he would kill her if she told anyone, then
forced her into telling everyone that it was her fault. And all
just to sleep with our resident bitch queen, Megan Aldridge.
Shame, really. They were such a good couple before. ;]
When the big breakup of James Potter and Leigh Darling
happened, we all assumed that it was her fault. At least,
that was what everyone was told. However, recent events
that have come to light have cleared things up considerably.
It wasn't Leigh's fault at all, it was James. Not only was he
the one to cheat, he was also the one that forced everyone
else to cover it up. He threatened the life of his former girl
and told her that he would kill her if she told anyone, then
forced her into telling everyone that it was her fault. And all
just to sleep with our resident bitch queen, Megan Aldridge.
Shame, really. They were such a good couple before. ;]
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Parker. No.
