Post by GOSSIP WITCH on Dec 3, 2011 13:57:43 GMT -5
GOSSIP WITCH EDITION EIGHT
[/center]SLOPPY SECONDS
After having his fair share of the youngest
Cauldwell, it seems like Braden has passed
her on. Hallie was seen just a few short weeks
after getting dumped with none other than
Justin Davies. Seems like everyone is just
taking pity on the poor girl by passing her
over to one of Braden's friends. Braden has
already seemed to move on, but when will
Hallie get over him and stop trying to date
his friends? Honestly, now.Who would
have thought, a Davies taking someone's
sloppy seconds? And a Cauldwell standing
for being those sloppy seconds? Someone
really does need to help the poor child.
SAVE THE DATE
Ah, with the wedding bells tolling in
the near future, it seems that some less
that happy friends have come to ruin
the one happy relationship in this school.
Everyone well knows that Viktoria Krum
and Talan Warrington have been oh so
happily engaged for years now, but as
their graduation date looms closer and the
wedding approaches, someone has come
with the intention of breaking them apart.
In a rage of jealousy, Danielle Huntington
has been pulling out all the stops to try
and get them to call it off, but neither of
them has budged. It's too bad. You know
how I feel about happy endings...they
just aren't any fun. ;]
CLEAN UP YOUR ACT
Oh, it just wouldn't be a good edition
without a classic sex scandal. According
to a very reliable source, little miss
princess has found herself a new kingdom
to rule over. Elena Grimaldi and Rosemary
Hemingway have just recently made it
official. Congrats to the pair of you, but
next time? Try not to bring the electric
toothbrushes to the consummation, hmm?
It's terribly disturbing to your housemates.
BESTIALITY
Now, I'm all for a good sexual fetish, but even
I can't condone this one, so here's a heads up to
all you werewolves out there. If you're going to
get it on during the full moon, I fully endorse
you, but do try and leave the innocents out of
it. Someone could get terribly hurt, you know.
Rumour has it that Ilyana Stryder and Wolfgang
Finch have been hooking up every full moon. It's
absolutely hot, don't get me wrong, but trying
to convert poor Emerson to join in with your
bestiality fetish is just too much, dears.
Now, I'm all for a good sexual fetish, but even
I can't condone this one, so here's a heads up to
all you werewolves out there. If you're going to
get it on during the full moon, I fully endorse
you, but do try and leave the innocents out of
it. Someone could get terribly hurt, you know.
Rumour has it that Ilyana Stryder and Wolfgang
Finch have been hooking up every full moon. It's
absolutely hot, don't get me wrong, but trying
to convert poor Emerson to join in with your
bestiality fetish is just too much, dears.
HOLIDAY CHEER?
All I want for Christmas is a good story.
All Erinn Thomas wants is you, and you,
and you, and probably you. Coming out of
quite the rough patch with her now ex
Nika Krum, Erinn had already jumped ship
to a new girl, Lily Potter. The two have been
friends for so long that it was really only a
matter of time before it happened, but now
it has. Erinn has been spotted putting quite
a bit of effort into decorating the old fort out
by Hogsmeade, a Christmas getaway for her
and her new girl, perhaps? We think so. Don't
bother to keep the chimney open this year
girls, Santa doesn't put whores on the nice list.
PAYS TO BE GAY
You'd think that Alfie would have learned his
lesson after his last sex shop fell through, but
apparently not. This time, however, he seems
to be raking in the customers. Alfie, along with
Oliver Thomas and Jayden Jones have started
up quite the little prostitution ring. Not just
any prostitution ring, but one only for the,
shall we say, femininely challenged. That's
right, readers, it's only for men. The three
have already been sleeping together for
ages, so they figured they may as well just
start charging other people for the same
pleasure. Don't worry boys, Dean Cattermole
is probably already on the waiting list.
You'd think that Alfie would have learned his
lesson after his last sex shop fell through, but
apparently not. This time, however, he seems
to be raking in the customers. Alfie, along with
Oliver Thomas and Jayden Jones have started
up quite the little prostitution ring. Not just
any prostitution ring, but one only for the,
shall we say, femininely challenged. That's
right, readers, it's only for men. The three
have already been sleeping together for
ages, so they figured they may as well just
start charging other people for the same
pleasure. Don't worry boys, Dean Cattermole
is probably already on the waiting list.
SIBLING RIVALRY
New families are always hard, but when you're
in love with your new step-sibling, it's just that
much harder. Remmington and Scott have just
recently become siblings, which is terribly sad.
After all, they have been together for quite some
time. Remy has been trying to move on by seeing
Kendall Finch-Fletchery, but everyone knows that
she's just using him to mask the feelings she still
has for Scott. As for Scott? He's just gotten oh so
very angry. You can hardly talk to the boy
without him exploding on you. Should make for
some amazing makeup sex when he and Remy
sort through their issues once and for all ;]
HAVE IT BOTH WAYS
Just when we thought our two Slytherin
Queens had settled down one and for all,
everything changed once more. Apparently
Peyton just can't get enough and has moved
on to the other Aldridge twin. The twins have
never gotten along, so I can't imagine that
Megan has any idea. It's tragic, really, since
I was quite looking forward to their reign
as the head bitch couple. Ah, well, a good
thing can only last for so long. Props to
Peyton though for keeping it hidden for
so long. Though, you must have known
that I'd find out soon enough, love.
Just when we thought our two Slytherin
Queens had settled down one and for all,
everything changed once more. Apparently
Peyton just can't get enough and has moved
on to the other Aldridge twin. The twins have
never gotten along, so I can't imagine that
Megan has any idea. It's tragic, really, since
I was quite looking forward to their reign
as the head bitch couple. Ah, well, a good
thing can only last for so long. Props to
Peyton though for keeping it hidden for
so long. Though, you must have known
that I'd find out soon enough, love.
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Tragic.
