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[megan lynn aldridge]

MEGAN ALDRIDGE HAS SENT YOU A MESSAGE

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Just so you know, you're a bitch. And I miss you. x[
Seriously, I haven't seen you in forever. Where the
fuck have you been?
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[peyton aleah cauldwell]

PEYTON CAULDWELL HAS SENT YOU A MESSAGE

I've been living it up in Ibiza my sexy friend ;]
I would have told you except you bailed on me with no
explanation.
Which makes you a complete ho by the way.

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[megan lynn aldridge]

MEGAN ALDRIDGE HAS SENT YOU A MESSAGE

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I don't know what that is, so << okay. And yeah,
good point. I guess it kind of was my fault, huh?
Well, I forgive me. ;] And yeahhh, yeah. Well, I
have brilliant news that you're just going to love.

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[peyton aleah cauldwell]

PEYTON CAULDWELL HAS SENT YOU A MESSAGE

Yeah it kind of was your fault but lucky for you
I've gotten over it during my time in the sun.
News? Oh goody. Are you coming to the castle this weekend? ;]

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[megan lynn aldridge]

MEGAN ALDRIDGE HAS SENT YOU A MESSAGE

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Oh, yes. Lucky, lucky me. I'm glad I have such
a sexy bitch of a best friend. What everr would
I do without her? News, yes. Lots of news. Anddd
thaat could be arranged, I believe. We have to
make a sex tape anyways. We're going to sell it
for like a lot. Hallie said it would do well. But
anyways. Yeah. You and I are now proud mommies
of a little elephant named..well, I haven't named
it. But, I'm not raising it on my own and Hallie
would be a terrible influence on it, so I've decided
that you're his other mommy. ohandi'mengaged. <<
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[peyton aleah cauldwell]

PEYTON CAULDWELL HAS SENT YOU A MESSAGE

.............
That's a fucking joke, right? Because I know there's
no way you'd get fucking engaged.

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[megan lynn aldridge]

MEGAN ALDRIDGE HAS SENT YOU A MESSAGE

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Fuck, see. You were supposed to be so excited by
the fact that we were now parents that you just
kind of ignored that whole last bit. Bitch. Yeah.
My uh, my parents decided that it would be a good
idea to put me into some fucking arranged marriage.
But, don't worry, there's not a fucking chance in
hell that I'm seriously going to let it happen. I'm
working on fixing the problem.
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[peyton aleah cauldwell]

PEYTON CAULDWELL HAS SENT YOU A MESSAGE

Wow. Your parents are dicks. :/ Really, I'll
avada kedavra those bastards myself. Problem solved.

btw what the hell am I supposed to do with a baby elephant?
I'm not looking after it, that's your problem biatch.
Don't think you can dump that shit on me.

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[megan lynn aldridge]

MEGAN ALDRIDGE HAS SENT YOU A MESSAGE

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Uhm, fucking right they are. This is why I love you, bbby<3
Seriously though, I'm pretty sure that I'm just going to go
ahead and kill everyone else involved. That's probably the
easiest way to take care of it. And, yeah, I really don't have
a fucking clue. But Hallie gave it to me for my birthday
and I don't really know what to do with it. And I was deffff
drunk when I said I wanted one. Anddd, you're not getting
out of it. You're my loverr and therefore are required to raise
it with me. Sooo, bitch help me name it.
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[peyton aleah cauldwell]

PEYTON CAULDWELL HAS SENT YOU A MESSAGE

Yeh, I deff think you should. I'll help you dispose of the bodies.
Or we can just pin it on Hallie since she's a fucking retard for buying you that elephant.
You do realise it isn't going to stay a baby elephant, right?
I am not raising a fucking elephant. I cba with that shit.
Besides you'll be bored with it after a week.
Wouldn't you much rather spend some valuable time with me.
In my bed? Hmm? Or would you
prefer to clean up elephant shit? >>

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[megan lynn aldridge]

MEGAN ALDRIDGE HAS SENT YOU A MESSAGE

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Done. We can be sexy assassin bitches. In leather. Best
plan ever. Seriously. And yeah. She kind of is a fucking
retard. She got mad at me the other day and stopped
talking to me bc she thinks she doesn't know shit about
me and that I was od'd on drugs or some shit. Fuck her.
And..fuck, yah. What the fuck was she thinking? Obvsly
taking away from my Peyton time is a crime. That whore. x[
She's just jealous of what we shaaare ;] Lets ditch the damn
elephant and just celebrate with sexx. BTW OMG. I convinced
Hallie to watch porn with me xD Dumbass srsly does whatev
I say. Betcha we could dump the elephant on her.
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[peyton aleah cauldwell]

PEYTON CAULDWELL HAS SENT YOU A MESSAGE

ooo, yes, leather. I like it. We'd be sexy hot, yes?
That should totally be the theme for our sex tape.
Sexy Assassin Bitches. But then I guess that's more like a porno.
Which isn't so much of a problem. ;]
Yes I do think she is jealous and I'm starting to wonder
why she was placed in Ravenclaw when she evidently has no
brain. Btw If you watch porn with my sister i will hex you ho.
Only because you should watch it with someone who will
appreciate the fine art that is hardcore porn. Someone like me.
But, yeah, dump the elephant on Hallie. She got it so technically it's her problem.

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[megan lynn aldridge]

MEGAN ALDRIDGE HAS SENT YOU A MESSAGE

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Not that we aren't already, but yes, we'd be ridiculously hot.
Ooh, that does sound like a good porno. I'm so in. ;]]] And
yeah, she's so fucking dumb. She should be like. A fucking
Hufflepuff or some shit. Nonoon. It has to happen. I'm going
to make her watch some hardcore Tory Lane shit. x]] It'll be
the funniest fucking shit ever. Though, watching it with you
is obviously much more appealing. I'll go stuff it in her dorm
with a letter. Telling her that I can't take care of it because...
I have been summoned to. Fuck it, I'll just tell her I'm too busy
having sex to deal with an animal. Well, any animal other than you ;]
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