stop and stare;; parker warrington

[parkerxmason]

PARKER MASON WARRINGTON

Slytherin. Sixth year. Skateboarder.

Elitist. Athletic. Proud. Stubborn. Carefree. Sarcastic. Instigator. Snobbish.

Parker has a carefree, do whatever floats his boat at the moment, don’t give a fuck about the future, sort of attitude, which often gets him in trouble with his academics and his brother. At age three, Parker was diagnosed with attention deficit hyperactivity disorder and dyslexia, making it nearly impossible for him to focus on his academics, therefore channeling all his energy into sports. The boy is concerned for much, but he does admittedly, although he’d never verbally say it, absolutely love his family. His twin is his best friend, and Parker often looks up to his brother for help with various issues..

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baddest things around town

Parker’s friends would probably consist of other Slytherins, since he’s very big on the house rivalries. However, if he thinks you’re chill and deserves his attention, Parker will break the boundaries. Really, the only reason he has an elitist attitude is because Talan does, and Parker subconsciously tries to be like his older brother. Parker will especially like you if skateboarding interests you, or would chill at the skate park with him.

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come at me bro

Most likely, Parker will have a few enemies. He has absolutely no problem pranking those he has a problem, which would target majority of the Gryffindorks. He would generally try to make your life a living hell if you’re not in his house.

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i’m sexy and i know it

Quite honestly, Parker doesn’t have the patience for relationships, and is only interested in what every other teenage boy is interested in; sex. He likes having one night stands, and the idea of friends with benefits/no attachments is probably the only thing close to a relationship the boy would agree to.

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[erinn lacey thomas]

ALEX+PARKER:
Hmm, generally, Alex wouldn't dislike him. She's quite fond of Talan and probably would like Parker to a point as well. As long as he wasn't being an idiot or goofy or flirty. x]

ASPEN+PARKER:
Aspen would think he was supercute and would definitely try to be friends with him, esp since his sister is a Hufflepuff.

ERINN+PARKER:
Erinn would think he was a dick xD she'd prob make a point of pissing him off if they were around each other.

FELIX+PARKER:
Felix would abssss hate him. Sooooo much.

ILYANA+PARKER:
Ily would love him. She'd deffs flirt at him ;]

JORDAN+PARKER:
Jordan would prob be mostly indifferent about him.

LANDON+PARKER:
Landon probb wouldn't start shit with Parker, but if Parker started shit he'd be a total ass.

LOUIS+PARKER:
Louis would be friendly if he was around.

LY+PARKER:
Ly would avoid him. Deff.

MEGAN+PARKER:
Megs would like the kid. She'd ;] at him sometimes, but generally just see him as Talan's younger brother.

TALAN+PARKER:
Talan would love that Parker looks up to him as much as he does. He'd deff be there for advice and whatnot.

TYSON+PARKER:
Ty would proob just at him.

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[dean christopher cattermole]

Alex&Parker: He wouldn't be a goofus. Actually, he is quite terrified of her, and would try to avoid her at all costs.

Aspen&Parker: He would lulz at her, and think she was a complete dork. But he wouldn't take advantage of her like other Slytherins. In fact, he would try to get the others to stop.

Erinn&Parker: He wouldn't get why there was so much anger towards him from this little fifth year Gryffie. And that would make him interested. So he would give it back.

Felix&Parker: Okay, I can see it.

Ilyana&Parker: They will be party buddies, for the win. He thinks she's sexy...and they're general love for sports would make them close?

Jordan&Parker: Yeah, I cannot think of anything for them.

Landon&Parker: Well, he would pick on Lando for sure. He basically thinks Landon should hide in a corner, never to be seen, and would try to make his life miserable. I see them getting into physical fights often.

Lysander&Parker: Yeahhh.

Megan&Parker: Flirt buddies, for sure. He thinks she's sexy too, and is upset that she prefers women. Casual hook ups every now and then?

Talan&Parker: Okay.

Tyson&Parker: To be honest, he really wouldn't care.

[nate]

ALEX+PARKER:
lolll she loves it xD

ASPEN+PARKER:
d'aww <3

ERINN+PARKER:
She'd definitely be a monster towards him atm than x]

ILYANA+PARKER:
yeah, for sure. close friiends.

LANDON+PARKER:
love it. Landon will kick his ass often.

MEGAN+PARKER:
Ahaha, love it. She'll probably tease him often ;]

&&everything else=good

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