Post by ariella evelyn davies on Apr 18, 2011 17:21:47 GMT -5
JOURNAL 002: GLORIA [/color][/font]
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[/color][/center]I don't know how many of you kids know this, but I have
a pet chicken named Gloria. Now, I really do love the damn
thing, but it can be such a damn bitch. So, I was going
outside to feed her or whatever, right? And I brought
Smee with me, since he was all sad and wanted to get out
of the house and stuff, but that's not really the point I guess.
ANYWAY. So, yeah, I was bringing her this like bread or
something, I don't know. I'm not really sure what chickens
are supposed to eat, so I kind of just give her whatever, but
ugh. She started to like charge at me and it was really scary
and then Smee started to like freaak out. So, he jumps out
of my arms and like runs back in the house and so I'm
stuck there like wtfdoIdo? cause there's a giant purple
bitch of a chicken running after me. So, you know, I sort
of screamed. A lot. And ran away. It was the scariest thing
of my life. I slept in Danny's bed that night, just in case
Gloria was still mad at me D= So, word of advice. Don't
piss off the chicken.
- <3 ARI
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