Post by GOSSIP WITCH on May 12, 2011 22:50:08 GMT -5
GOSSIP WITCH EDITION ONE
[/center]A NEW FORM OF PEACE TREATIES
A war five years in the making has finally ended,
it seems, and with quite the bang. The prank war
between the fifth year Slytherins and the fifth year
Gryffindors apparently has reached it's finale,
culminating in quite the peace treaty between the
two lovely ladies that have been behind the crux of
the pranks. Everyone has heard about the debacle
at the ball between Nika Krum and Erinn Thomas,
but most chalked it up to drunken antics. However,
our sources have now discovered that it was anything
but. Supposedly, the two girls were seen leaving
from the castle for a weekend getaway, only to return
much, much closer than before. I've heard of armistices
before, but certainly this is quite a new type of deal.
Best of luck to the lady lovers, but when it goes down
the tubes, I'm all ready to cover the Second War.
A QUEEN ABDICATES HER THRONE?
We all knew that it was coming, but admittedly we
never thought it would be so soon. It seems, however,
that our resident Queen Bitch, Megan Aldridge, is
finally calling it quits on school. Of course, it can't
come as all too much of a surprise, considering she
wasn't exactly going to pass her exams anyways.
Though, there's a new twist to the issue. It seems that
our Queen Bitch is...shall we say, hot for teacher?
And no other than the eldest Cauldwell herself. Apparently,
this is the reason she and Hallie have been on the
outs as of late. Either way, if our sources are correct,
both Megan and Sydney will be gone in a few days
anyways to live out the rest of their lives in a beach
side lesbian colony. But, that's just a rumour ;] right?
Well, I certainly hope not anyways.
LATE NIGHT LOVERS?
Well, well, well. Who would have thought that anyone
could tame the lone wolf that is Caelum Rynan? Late
last night, he was seen leaving his dormitory to end
up at the door of no one other than the resident
sweetheart, Aspen Cooper. Rumours have been flying
around for ages that they're quite close, but honestly,
who believed it? But, it seems the two were off for a
good bit of the night. Who would have thought that
the innocent little Hufflepuff had it in her? Whatever
the case, it seems that it's getting pretty serious. They
even seem to have adopted some strange animal together.
How cute.Best of luck to the newfound lovers, I suppose.
LOCKER ROOM STEAM?
A very reliable source has informed me that the locker
rooms have been used for more than just changing as
of late and boy are you in for a good one. Two of our
most notorious flirts have been spotted getting quite
close and oh was it steamy. Yes, you heard it ladies and
gentlemen, Felix Wood and Dean Cattermole are having
a torrid affair after their practices. Seems they've been
practicing more than just Quidditch together, huh? And
what a good cover up, boys. We never would have caught
on, what with all the ladies you've been caught with. Props
to you for keeping it hidden for so long. Though, you can't
escape me for long.
[/font]A very reliable source has informed me that the locker
rooms have been used for more than just changing as
of late and boy are you in for a good one. Two of our
most notorious flirts have been spotted getting quite
close and oh was it steamy. Yes, you heard it ladies and
gentlemen, Felix Wood and Dean Cattermole are having
a torrid affair after their practices. Seems they've been
practicing more than just Quidditch together, huh? And
what a good cover up, boys. We never would have caught
on, what with all the ladies you've been caught with. Props
to you for keeping it hidden for so long. Though, you can't
escape me for long.
